What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream :)

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

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What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What do you call a factory that only makes good products?

A satisfactory