What did the Eskimo children sing when ...

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)