What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

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What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke?

Inuit-endo

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.