Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!
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Freeze a jolly good fellow
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.
The Holocaust was funny.
One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.
One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Both leave you waiting for the drop.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
Netflix and chill.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
I am the extruder...
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
The Igloominati.
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