Jolly Good Fellow Jokes

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!