Jolly Good Fellow Jokes

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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What's worse than a talking parrot joke?

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

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What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.