Jolly Good Fellow Jokes

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

You might also enjoy:

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Who is left?

Marco Rubio

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What do you call a bagel shortage?

The Holocaust.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck