Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Whos there" Allah Allah who?

Allahwho akbar

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

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How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.