What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

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Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target