What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.