What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.