What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.