What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**