A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.
Bricks get laid.
A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
Just follow his coke mules.
Tuesday
He only promised to be gone until November
Because they're practicing to be men.
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
