How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.