How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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Engineers

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The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.