Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

Afganistan Jokes More Afganistan Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Upload Jokes More Upload Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud