Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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House Jokes More House Jokes

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

Afganistan Jokes More Afganistan Jokes

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Upload Jokes More Upload Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on