Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

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What's that boy?

An armed robbery on 5th "Timmy's stuck in a well "

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

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Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.