How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.