How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

How do you spell badly?

With a broken magic wand.

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What's a mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.