How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What's a mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore