How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.