What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.