What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.