What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.