What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.