How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Deaf Person Jokes More Deaf Person Jokes

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.