How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Deaf Person Jokes More Deaf Person Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!