How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Deaf Person Jokes More Deaf Person Jokes

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!