What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.