What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

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What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!