What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis