What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

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What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!