What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

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What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!