What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!