What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.