What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.