What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!