What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

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Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.