What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.