When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."