How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!