How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."