How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazillian.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"