How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."