How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.