How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown