How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !