What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

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What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.