The ninja replies with "Wata!"
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
A double Gin
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
A sneakret.
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
The waiter responds, "The backstroke."
