What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

Removed

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*