What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!