When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Headphone Jokes More Headphone Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !