When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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He had a plane to catch.

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What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.