When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Headphone Jokes More Headphone Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !