How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!