How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare