How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.