How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.