How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?

What " "A mole ester"