How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?

What " "A mole ester"

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.