How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.