What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?

What " "A mole ester"

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.