What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

bout tree fiddy.

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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?

What " "A mole ester"

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.