What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

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Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.