Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

Inbread!

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo