Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.