Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.