What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.