What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.