What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

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