I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
Because it doesn't have any hands.
Because their hands are always in someone else's!