Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What do you call an Italian ghost?

A Gabaghoul

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...