Because it doesn't have any hands.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
So they know where to stop shaving.
The spaghetto
Tie his hands behind his back
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.