Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

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How do pigs talk?

Swine language

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Rubberto

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"