Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

What do you call it if you put an IED on an Italian?

Rigatoni!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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