How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

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How do you know you have a high sperm count?

She has to chew.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Why was the Facebook post redundant?

Because I already reddit