Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!