Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

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What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What is a knight's favourite fish?

A swordfish!