Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"