Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."