Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What sound does a racist machine gun make?

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.