Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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Flabio.

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That I will open the door

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A Jehovah's Witness.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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WITNESS ME!"