Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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Nobody likes the black ones.

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Pasta continuous.

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Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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