Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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Tennish.

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Allah Garden.

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An Italian astronaut :-D

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.