Don't worry, they'll tell you.
They mean what they say.
Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
Nothing.
Texas after a drought.
Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
