How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.