How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

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How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.