How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.