How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy