How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!