I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
Kryptocurrency
Because she uses the other one to sing.
A reptile dysfunction
none, PETA can't change anything.
Nothing, you already told 'em twice.
Close, Bill, but no cigar!"
One. They're efficient and don't have humour.
Just one, if you put it in the right place.
Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!
Autumn Leaves.
I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.
I cry whenever I see them.