What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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Because he was a kami!

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The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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Because 7 8 9

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...