What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.