Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

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What do you call 8 rabbits?

a rabbyte

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.