What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.