What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.