Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep