Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...