What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9