What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

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Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.