Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.