Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.