Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

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Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .