How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.