How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.