How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.