Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)
He has a big E on his pajamas.
Because there's a in the way.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.