Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
Bready Legs
20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
A Khalculator
Because there's a in the way.
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.