How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks