How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot