How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

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Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.