How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

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How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.