How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.