How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"