How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.