How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

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What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.