What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

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What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here: