What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

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How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here: