Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?

A woman changes hers more often.

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How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.