What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.