What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.