What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

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Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.