What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

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What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

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What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor