What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!