What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Amnesia Jokes More Amnesia Jokes

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

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What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.