Amnesia Jokes

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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