What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)