What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

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Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)