What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree