What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

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What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree