What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Why did the blond slap Santa?

He kept saying "Ho Ho Ho" *dum roll - rim slap*

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree