What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree