What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)