Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Previous Random Joke Next
Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Kylo Ren Jokes More Kylo Ren Jokes

What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

Kylo Jokes More Kylo Jokes

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.