How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.