How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

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What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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What do you call a lost Asian man?

Disoriental

Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

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What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.